A Festive Christmas “Tinner!” A Full, Single-Canned Christmas Meal! Real Or A Gag? Hilarious Holiday Recipes!

How About This Great Christmas “Tinner!”

Yes, this holiday season you can have your entire Christmas meal in a can!

Look at the way they “stack” the entire holiday meal – making it easy to slice off a nice piece of Christmas dinner!

Look at the ingredients:

Scrambled Egg and Bacon
Two Mince Pies
Turkey And Potatoes
Gravy
Bread Sauce
Cranberry Sauce
Brussel Sprouts With Stuffing – Or Broccoli With Stuffing!
Roast Carrots And Parsnips
Christmas Pudding

What a meal!

Can you imagine the look on your family’s face when they dig into a slice of this on Christmas day!

This may be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen – and I can tell you one thing: I would eat it!

UPDATE: It’s probably a gag, not real, but if it was, count me in!

If this inspires you to try something new or different this holiday season, perhaps going retro like this is the way to go!

Yes, a holiday “pickle” tree! It’s just one wacky concoction I came across – you can see more here:

https://johnrieber.com/2016/12/23/hilarious-holiday-food-concoctions-tuna-trees-hot-dog-mistletoe-cocaine-drops-disastrous-food-mistakes/

Back to the holiday meal in a can, you know that “canned food” is nothing new to me:

I’ve eaten a “cheeseburger in a can” and lived to talk about it! See my taste test here:


https://johnrieber.com/2017/05/07/my-cheeseburger-in-a-can-taste-test-i-cooked-one-i-ate-it-too-heres-my-review/

Let me know if you are up for a Christmas Day feast from a can!



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17 replies

  1. Oh dear…Many a true word spoken in jest so the saying goes…Your posts are always spot on and or raise smile…I don’t need to tell you my thoughts on this if it were true….John you are indeed the master of digging out the unimaginable…I love your posts πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‰πŸ˜

  2. Fake or not it’s very funny …. I just love the idea that Game.co.uk invented the notion for Gamers who won’t want to be dragged away from their new Christmas Games t do something sociable like eat with the family so they can just pop a can!

  3. Sorry John, we won’t be able to come for Christmas dinner after all, so you can give my tinner to someone else. πŸ™‚πŸ˜‰

  4. I can only imagine the mix of flavours, with egg, mince pies, and everything else squashed into a can.
    Mind you, it’s the perfect meal for someone sad and lonely this Christmas! Perhaps you should do one of your tasting videos with this ‘Tinner’, John?
    Best wishes, Pete.

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