“What The Friday!?!?!” CLAM CANDY CANES?????????
Well, let’s get right to it…when I saw this photo, two things went through my mind:
1 – SOMEONE HAS MADE “CLAMDY” CANES?!?!?!?!
And then:
2- I WONDER WHAT OTHER DISGUSTING FLAVORS I CAN TRY!
Well, here’s just the tip of the “wacky candy cane flavor” iceberg:
Behold Your “Candy Canes” Choices!
Well, what an assortment indeed! I feel almost “retro” for having shared these “bacon candy canes” before:
Yes, they were a gift and I hung them proudly…but little did I know that I could have expanded this idea thusly:
Hamdy Canes!
You could call this hilariously named cane “bacon’s older brother” if you choose…and maybe they would taste fine, but honestly, nothing would taste as good as these:
“Mac ‘n’ Cheese” Candy Canes!
I mean, how can you argue with this? I would buy this in an instant – just as I would the following “flavored canes”:
Oreo candy canes? Sure! In fact, most of these sound interesting…well, except for:
“Clamdy Canes” are just a bridge too far! I guess they would be for someone who was “naughty, not nice” this year…or you can show your displeasure this way:
“Coal” Candy Canes? Bah Humbug!
This just seems wrong…but so do the “clam” canes…I found many of these at the website “Thrillist.com”.
Thrillist has a terrific article about the wackiest candy cane flavors, many from a company called Archie McPhee’s…as they report:
For the more health-conscious, Archie McPhee also offers a kale-flavored candy cane, or a clam one — a clamdy cane — if you’re a New Englander seeking a “candy clamity.”
So now you know…for more from the “Thrillist” list, click on their story here:
https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/archie-mcphees-hamdy-canes-candy-cane-flavors
The “Clamdy Canes” seem as wrong as this Christmas “TINNER”:
You might think it’s a joke, but it’s not: it’s your entire Christmas meal in a single can…click here to see more, including a vegan version!
And if this makes you shake your head, it is after all “What The Friday!?!”
I’ll leave you with this:
Yes, that’s a funny holiday meme, and here are many more – just click on the link to see and be prepared to laugh:
https://johnrieber.com/2018/12/03/hilarious-christmas-memes-bored-pandas-50-funniest-are-here/
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Let me know which of these candy cane flavors you are willing to try!
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I’m just glad they skipped eggnog candy cane 🙂
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Someone told me that all I have to do is hang them, and just don’t make the mistake of eating one! Thanks for commenting!
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What a fun post… I know someone who would love tbe Orio ones…. But agree those clam ones..just a step too far… Love the christmas box/fire idea… Haha.. Have a great weekend and keep them coming.. I can never second guess what you will come up with next… Great post!
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Someone reminded me that all you have to do is hang them, and never think of eating them…good idea!
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You find the weirdest things John!
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It’s the season, Colline!
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These are unreal!! I have seen the Tinner in the local newspaper. Incredible.
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Yes, I find these funny and NOT for tasting, except maybe the mac’n’cheese! Thanks for commenting!
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Now this really is wacky, John. I’ll stick to peppermint candy canes for my chocolate houses. That Christmas tinner is a great idea. I wish they had them here. They would make wacky gifts.
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Yes, funny gag gifts for sure, and who knows…the mac’n’cheese ones might be worth a try!
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Except for the Oreo flavour, those candy canes are just ‘wrong’. Especially Clam and Coal!
Good find for a WTF Friday, John. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Yes, they are clearly “GAG” gifts in more ways than one!
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The Oreo cookie flavored ones are yummy!
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I agree! And I’d try the Mac’n’Cheese candy canes! Thanks for commenting!
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What a hoot – and the “tinner” actually seems like a good idea for folks who liked canned goods and I wonder how sales are
Thanks for sharing
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