A Festive Christmas “Tinner!” A Full, Single-Canned Christmas Meal! “What The Friday”?!?!?! Is It Real Or A Gag? Hilarious Holiday Recipes!

Dig Into This Great Christmas “Tinner!”

Yes, this holiday season I am going to share some of the wildest food items I can find – such as this: you can have your entire Christmas meal in a can!

“What The Friday!?!?!?!”

Yes, it’s the day I remind you of this incredible “stacked” holiday meal – making it easy to slice off a nice hunk of Christmas “TINNER!”

Look at the ingredients:

Scrambled Egg and Bacon
Two Mince Pies
Turkey And Potatoes
Gravy
Bread Sauce
Cranberry Sauce
Brussel Sprouts With Stuffing – Or Broccoli With Stuffing!
Roast Carrots And Parsnips
Christmas Pudding

What a meal!

Can you imagine the look on your family’s face when they dig into a slice of this on Christmas day!

This may be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen – and I can tell you one thing: I would eat it!

And guess what? It just might be REAL!

Yes, a British gaming company called naturally, GAME – well, they have these listed on their website, including a vegan option!

Now, I don’t think I’d go for THAT, but IF the regular “Tinner” was really for sale, I’d buy it and try it for you all!

You can see the website and decide for yourself if they really sell it, or just love to always have it “not available” right now:

https://www.game.co.uk/en/the-game-christmas-tinner-2704307?msg=&searchCount=1&showResultsPage=true&predictiveSearchURL=&langId=44&beginIndex=0&sType=SimpleSearch&pageSize=48&resultCatEntryType=2&catalogId=10201&pageView=image&searchBtn=z&searchTerm=tinner&DM_PersistentCookieCreated=true&storeId=10151&ddkey=http%3AAjaxCatalogSearch

If this inspires you to try something new or different this holiday season, perhaps going retro like this is the way to go!

Yes, a holiday “pickle” tree! It’s just one wacky concoction I came across – you can see more here:

https://johnrieber.com/2016/12/23/hilarious-holiday-food-concoctions-tuna-trees-hot-dog-mistletoe-cocaine-drops-disastrous-food-mistakes/

Of course, many of you were disgusted by my “movie-themed” Thanksgiving Turkey:

Yes, this “Alien Turkey” was funny to me but not to some of you! Still, if you want to see the wildest Turkey recipes ever, click here!

https://johnrieber.com/2019/11/22/wildest-thanksgiving-turkey-recipes-what-the-friday-has-an-alien-bird-a-dunkin-donut-turkey-too/

And let’s not forget: it’s the season for holiday memes:

Here is a collection of my favorites – click for more:

https://johnrieber.com/2018/12/03/hilarious-christmas-memes-bored-pandas-50-funniest-are-here/

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Leave me a comment and let me know if you are up for a Christmas Day feast from a can!



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17 replies

  1. Rofl, I’m surprised there’s no pie a la mode layer … 😉

  2. You never cease to amaze me at what you find, John… A tinner.. No thanx..Always entertaining.. 😀

  3. Which album from the Classic Wiggles series do you like John?
    🟥🟦
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  4. Tinners… gross. Reminds me of canned cheeseburgers. Big nope.

    • I am willing to try anything for the cause of journalism, and I will tell youths: the cheeseburger in a can didn’t taste bad! A bit “yeasty”, but who knows how long that bun had been trapped behind tin? Thanks for commenting!

  5. But egg and bacon for christmas dinner? That sounds very wrong!!

  6. Have you read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, John? This post reminded me of the amazing chewing gum that Violet takes without asking. As you chew it you enjoy a three course dinner and then she turns into a blueberry. What a great post.

  7. I would have to try that canned meal for sure. But I still find it hard to believe they included the dessert in the same can! 🙂
    Best wishes, Pete.

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