Hilarious Wine Descriptions! Monty Python Wine Reviews! Wine! Wine! Wine!

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Cheers To The Internet!

Yes, the internet just keeps giving and giving…in this case, funny wine pictures and sayings like these:

funny wine products wine hat

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Wine Description Vandalism!

Someone sent me this picture – someone vandalized a wine description on a store shelf – hilarious!

funny wine sayings

‏@Filosofizer is the person behind the picture above – great job, thanks for sharing – and it reminded me of a very funny Monty Python bit from one of their books.

Monty Python comedy

This book from Monty Python includes a few of their wine reviews, like these:

“This is not a wine for drinking. This is a wine for putting down and walking away!”

monty python wine skit

And this is one of my favorites:

“A Fine Regurgitator!”

Here is Monty Python’s hilarious review of Australian Wines:

Monty Python Australian wine guide

“Château Blue” –
Château Blue, too, has won many prizes; not least for its taste, and its lingering afterburn.

“Old Smokey 1968” –

Old Smokey 1968 has been compared favourably to a Welsh claret, whilst the Australian Wino Society thoroughly recommends a 1970 Coq du Rod Laver, which, believe me, has a kick on it like a mule: 8 bottles of this and you’re really finished. At the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club, they were fishing them out of the main sewers every half an hour.

“Perth Pink” –

Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is ‘beware’. This is not a wine for drinking, this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.

“Château Chunder” –
Quite the reverse is true of Château Chunder, which is an appellation contrôlée, specially grown for those keen on regurgitation; a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends.

“Opens Up The Sluices At Both Ends!”

That might be my favorite line of all – here is Python audio of the entire review:

Monty-Python comedy sketch

I love Monty Python films, and their TV show is a classic as well, but one of their funniest bits was published here:

Brand New Monty Python Bok

The hilarity begins after you take the plain white cover off:

“A Weekly Look At Church Architecture!”

Yes, the book cover is really THIS!

Tits and Bums Magazine

Monty Python was a great comic troupe, and their wine reviews are hilarious – toast to the Pythons!

Monty Python wine

Finally, here is the kind of wine list you really want to see – nothing but honesty and laughs when you peruse this list to choose a nice glass of wine:

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Thanks to the “WonderTonic” tumbler for this hilarious list!

If you want to enjoy a movie with your glass of wine, look no further than here:

movies about wine

The film that destroyed the Merlot industry is really a love letter to wine – read all about it here:


https://johnrieber.com/2012/09/28/wine-robots-breaking-wine-news-fin-merlot-toast-to-your-movie-health/

Alex and I were lucky enough to go on vacation to the Chateauneuf-du-Pape wine region of France….

Touring France and Provence

Here is a look at the region – pictures of Gigondas, Seguret, and of course, the very wild vineyards of Chateauneuf-du-Pape:

https://johnrieber.com/2012/09/03/wine-roman-ruins-and-gigondas-too-whiskey-babys-and-a-few-papes-touring-provence-thanks-to-patricia-wells/

Enjoy your wine!

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