Time for more bacon! If you google “bacon products”, you get 1.2 MILLION options. 1.2 MILLION. So of course, I had to look at some of the funniest ones to share with you, as well as some interesting advertising launched by some well-known restaurant chains.
BACONALIA! This isn’t a made up word, this is DENNYS! I never heard of this promotion, but they had it, and in celebration of Baconalia, Denny’s came up with a slew of new bacon-themed dishes, including:
The Ultimate Bacon Breakfast
Bacon Flapjacks
Pepper Bacon & Eggs
Triple Bacon Sampler (Because why have just 1 type of bacon per dish when you can have THREE? Those 3 being hickory-smoked bacon, Denny’s new pepper bacon & turkey bacon.)
BBBLT Sandwich – THREE LAYERS of bacon. And consisting of how many strips of bacon, you ask? EIGHT.
Bacon Meatloaf
And the ultimate exercise in BACONALIA: DENNY’S NEW MAPLE BACON SUNDAE – an ice cream sundae with bacon. Dig in, America!
Baconator® Single – yes, Wendy’s jumped into the bacon burger business, and because they gave it a fancy name, they copyrighted it. Nice touch!
Here’s Wendy’s Baconator in all of its glory: Applewood Smoked Bacon piled high atop a 1/4 lb. patty of fresh, never frozen, beef. Complete with sliced American cheese, mayo and ketchup for a mountain of mouth-watering taste.
Once you get past these variations on a bacon-eating theme, you can jump into the deep end of the bacon pool.
Bacon Coffee. I don’t know….MAYBE. MAYBE. Send me some and I will let you know…
A bacon lunchbox. Give this to your kid and watch them fight their way home from school every day.
A bacon USB connector. Cute, funny, better than the ones that look like a guy doing situps – or masturbating. I own both.
Bacon Drink Tablets. OK, this is cool. Take some water, pop a pill, and instant liquid bacon refreshment. I’m am sold on this!
Diet Bacon Coke. What is more disgusting: a bacon-flavored drink, so that Coke really thinks making it diet is the key to success. “All the bacon thirst-quenching flavor you crave with none of the calories!”
Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Enjoy.
Categories: BACON, Food, Hamburgers, Recipes
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