2017 Is The Year Of “Bacon Man!”

First of all, thanks to Alex Sim-Wise for sending me my own Superhero for my birthday! Yes, thanks to Sim-Wise, in 2017 I will take on a new persona:

Sim-Wise sent me this on my birthday, and I plan to take advantage of any an all super powers I choose to give it to make this year the best ever…I will say that this outfit is much better than the alternative:

Bacon products

Bacon Helmet!

“Bacon Man!”

Um, I don’t think you’ll see me outfitted like that, but I do plan to share the powers of bacon liberally during the upcoming year.

I’m not sure yet EXACTLY what these “Bacon Man” powers will be, but I promise they will include a lot of this:

Bacon Is “Man’s Best Friend!”

Let’s face it: we all love bacon. It’s all over the internet. We all…