The Invincible Bacon!
Want to feel MIGHTY? REALLY MIGHTY? Well, try this out! Bacon Armor! Be invincible and go bacon this holiday season!
As you can see, I LOVE BACON. I could take a long walk down a deserted beach with bacon….
If I had a dog, it would be THIS ONE…
bacon dog!
And if you love bacon as well, then here is a website you are going to LOVE:
I don’t know these guys at all, I was sent the link by my sister-in-law Cherie – thanks Cherie! – she sent it because she knew I would like the site….and look what they have going on – bacon across America!
bacon air!
BaconAir(TM)
That’s right, they have trademarked bacon-scented air! Here is their description:
Breathe deep, that’s BaconAirTM! BaconAirTM was our failed attempt to combine the great taste and smell of bacon with 95% Himalayan oxygen in one convenient inhaler. What we didn’t realize was that the air is really thin in the Himalayan Mountains, leading to a unique supply issue – we ran out of Himalayan oxygen!
If you go to the website you can get on a waiting list for more bacon air…and check out all of their unique products….speaking of which:
Wake Me Up, Bacon!
What better way to wake up in the morning than with the lilting sound of bacon…thanks to this bacon clock:
bacon clock
Bacon 2012!
Here are more unique and crazy bacon gifts I found online, all of which you can give to your loved ones this holiday season:
bacon toaster
Yep, bacon you can make in a toaster! Talk about speeding up the process! I understand if you can’t eat bacon everyday, but even if you can’t, here is an option you will love:
unique bacon products
That’s right, just spray the smell of bacon throughout your house and it’s a great bacon day EVERYDAY!
Wrap Yourself In Bacon!
Feel the need to embrace bacon wherever you go? You’ll never get cold with this:
unique bacon scarf
My son recommended I buy this for Alex, but I think I will wear it myself!
Go Bacon, GO!
bacon tape
This holiday season, wrap your gifts with this bacon tape…it doesn’t matter what’s inside when you are wrapped up with bacon!
bacon wallet
The Sophisticated Male!
Imagine how sharp you will look when you pull out your bacon wallet to pay for dinner – flash it when you arrive and get the best seat in the house…
bacon lunchbox
Or showcase your sophistication to co-workers as you take your lunch in this beautiful bacon lunchbox!
Sleep Tight!
bacon pillow
You will fall asleep easily when you rest your head on this bacon pillow…
bacon shoes
And you will strut your stuff when you are wearing these great bacon loafers…or just wear it proudly:
Bacon Helmet!
And when you get tired of all that bacon on your head, just shave it off with this!
Bacon Shaving Cream!
Keep the smell of bacon on your freshly-shaved face all day long – thanks to my friend John for sending me this!
Dig In!
And finally, dig into this!
bacon spam
OK, this even confuses ME: I thought Spam WAS bacon! Hey, whatever it is, I am about to do THIS to it:
Bacon Exercise Chart!
And if you are worried about all this bacon putting extra weigh on your body, just follow this easy exercise chart and you will be good as new! Happy holidays!
bacon!
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