These Are “KFC Crocs!” Yes, it’s a trend: some of the best fast food is now being made for your feet – oh, and one more thing: they smell like fried chicken too! WHAT THE FRIDAY!?!?! Let me repeat: THEY… Read More ›
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Mark Wahlberg Admires My Bacon-And-Egg iPhone! Great Celebrity Adventure!
Time To Welcome Mark Wahlberg To Chicago – With My Bacon-And-Egg iPhone! Here’s a quick story about my celebrity encounter with Mark Wahlberg – sitting on the terrace overlooking Chicago’s river! First, the picture above is the Chicago river from… Read More ›
A Festive Christmas “Tinner!” A Full, Single-Canned Christmas Meal! Real Or A Gag? Hilarious Holiday Recipes!
How About This Great Christmas “Tinner!” Yes, this holiday season you can have your entire Christmas meal in a can! Look at the way they “stack” the entire holiday meal – making it easy to slice off a nice piece… Read More ›
I Am Brilliant!* (Or So Says My Massive Spam Pile) Information “Off The Hizoo!” My Favorite Scam Emails!
I AM BRILLIANT. There. I said it. Well, I DIDN’T – but so many others have – hundreds of people telling me just how great I am – yes, it’s time for a funny trip through my blog spam! People… Read More ›
“Butt Selfies”! New Instagram Trend Casts A “Moon” Over Nature! These #CheekyExploits Are “Bumming” Out Law Enforcement!
Welcome To The Great Outdoors! Imagine seeing this incredible sight one night – the moon shimmering over a tropical island…it’s one of the reasons everyone is flocking back to the great outdoors…but perhaps they misunderstood what a “moon” shot was… Read More ›
Amazing “Hot Springs” Water Park! Yes, Roller Coasters Filled With Water!
Yes, A “Watery” Roller Coaster! Oh, how I love all things Japan. Here is the latest example: a water park that includes a “hot springs roller coaster!” As the intrepid Reporters at RocketNews24 report: “The city of Beppu, located in… Read More ›
The “Potatorrito” Burrito! The Vulgar Chef Strikes Again! Video Here!
Because today is a day to escape the headlines and bite down hard on something good… Behold The “Potatorrito Burrito!” Bravo once again to the food genius known as “The Vulgar Chef!” I follow his website, and was so happy… Read More ›
Taiwan’s Wacky Pole-Dancing Funeral! The Internet Wins Again!
Check Out This Amazing “Pole Dancing” Funeral! Friends, the internet just keeps giving – like this story of a Taiwanese Councilor, a well-known politician, who passed away at the age of 76 in December 2016. Of course, the local Taiwanese… Read More ›
Hilarious Holiday Food Concoctions! “Tuna Trees”! Hot Dog Mistletoe! Cocaine Drops! Disastrous Food Mistakes!
Nothing Says Merry Christmas Like a Hot Dog Holiday Tree! I love the internet, for this holiday season it has bestowed the hallowed “hot dog holiday tree”! And that’s not all, how about a Christmas tree fashioned out of TUNA… Read More ›
Classic Celebrity Holiday Ads! Frankfurters! Cigarettes! Vintage Stars Selling Smokes!
Frankfurters For The Holidays! I love the internet. It gave me this classic ad, for a holiday Frankfurter dish courtesy of “Mrs. Damon Runyon!” Note the “Creamed diced carrots in onion cups” that go along with it…and after a fine… Read More ›
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