I AM BRILLIANT. There. I said it. Well, I DIDN’T – but so many others have – hundreds of people telling me just how great I am – yes, it’s time for a funny trip through my blog spam! People… Read More ›
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Superstar Weng Weng Lives! The World Smallest Action Hero! My “ActionAGoGo” Review!
Meet Action Star Weng Weng! Can you imagine a new movie starring this action hero? As you can see, he’s a BIT SMALLER than his co-stars: I have written about this diminutive action star before, but now there is a… Read More ›
Farewell Uwe Boll! “Blubberella” Director Retires! Goodbye To The Master Of Cinematic Disaster!
Goodbye Uwe! Uwe Boll, the legendary Director behind several video game-to-film adaptations – like “Alone in the Dark”, “Postal” and “BloodRayne” – has shocked the movie world by announcing that he’s retiring from filmmaking! Umm….that’s right, Boll left the Director’s… Read More ›
Shocktober Day #22 Lies In The “Death Bed!” Patton Oswalt’s Favorite Film! A “Birdemic” Double Bill!
Shocktober Serves Up “The Bed That Eats!” The 22nd day of “Shocktober” asks you to lie down and relax in this bizarre “Death Bed!” Yes, it is time to discover the wonder of “Death Bed!” First, let’s see a few… Read More ›
“Manos: Hands Of Fate” Is Here! Celebrate The Worst Of The Worst Films!
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“Hands” Off This Cinematic Masterpiece! If you LOVE bad movies as much as I do, then “Hands” down I have a winner for you! It’s a legendary film shot in 1966 that is now available on…
“Birdemic!” Brilliant Shocker Or Worst Movie EVER? “Who Will Survive” Watching It!?!
These Birds Will “Shock” You! I love movies. ALL KINDS OF MOVIES. Therefore, I LOVE “BIRDEMIC!” Let me explain, in case you haven’t seen this movie. Someone made this. They are now officially a “film maker.” And You are not…. Read More ›
Urgent $$$ E-mail To Me! World’s Shortest Attorney Has Millions! Funniest Spam And Weng Weng Too!
I’m RICH! It’s true, and I have the email to prove it! I know, we’ve all had our “this is a sure-fire way to get rich” moment, but this email added just the right touch of hilarity – so I… Read More ›
RIP “Gong Show” Creator Chuck Barris! Comedic Madman! TV Genius! Behold His Demented Masterpiece “The Gong Show Movie!”
RIP Chuck Barris! One of the wackiest but most imaginative minds in show business has died of natural causes at the age of 87. As Variety reports: His autobiography, “Confessions of a Dangerous Mind,” was made into a film directed… Read More ›
Cinema’s Strangest Movie Titles! Sex! Witches! Dustin Hoffman! Slimeballs Too!
One of the most difficult aspects of making a film is deciding what to call it – after all, lots of us go see a film based on the title! Sure, “Jaws” pretty much nailed it…big shark, “JAWS”…I’m in…and when… Read More ›
“Manos: Hands Of Fate” Is Here! Celebrate The Worst Of The Worst Films!
“Hands” Off This Cinematic Masterpiece! If you LOVE bad movies as much as I do, then “Hands” down I have a winner for you! It’s a legendary film shot in 1966 that is now available on blu-ray – called the… Read More ›
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