“Alien: Covenant” Is Here! The latest in the series of outer space shockers is hitting theaters – if you haven’t seen the latest trailer, feast your eyes on it now: I can’t wait to see the new film, which clearly… Read More ›
“Naked Came” The Fake Erotic Thriller! “Fifty Shades Darker” Erotic Fiction!
This pre-Valentine’s Day Weekend Is Heating Up! Are You Ready to Get “50 Shades Darker?” Let’s be honest: if you know what I’m talking about then of course you are! And since we are talking about erotic fiction that has… Read More ›
00-7 Great Bond Girls! Brains! Brawn! Beauty! “Oh, James!”
007 Reasons To Appreciate A “Bond Girl!” It’s sounds very “retro” and “demeaning” in a modern context, but the role of a “Bond Girl” in the 007 film series was so much more in the earlier films…the roles were always… Read More ›
The Last Horror Film! Caroline Munro’s Hair! Joe Spinell’s A Troma “Fanatic!”
“I’ve seen enough fake blood to know the real thing when I see it.” A troubled wannabe Filmmaker stalks the Actress he wants to star in his “horror masterpiece” in the cult classic “The Last Horror Film.” Legendary Character Actor… Read More ›
The Phenomenon Of “Hidden Figures!” Screen Actors Guild Upset! Shining A Light On Neglected History!
SAG Shocks Awards Season! The Screen Actors Guild turned awards season upside down when they awarded best ensemble (their Best Picture Award) to “Hidden Figures”, a stunning upset over heavily favored “LaLa Land”! Prepare To Be Inspired! I love to… Read More ›
“Women’s Prison Massacre”! Let’s Celebrate Women Breaking Out Of Jail!
“Maximum Security Has Just Gone To Hell!” How can you argue with a tagline like that? It’s from the trailer to one of the most outrageous “women in prison” films of the 80’s, called, naturally: “Women’s Prison Massacre!” Folks, this… Read More ›
“Monster Trucks” Meltdown! $115-Million Write-Off Before It Even Opened! Disastrous Movie Performances!
A “Monster” Box-Office Meltdown! This past weekend saw the release of the big-budget action film “Monster Trucks” – and it bombed, barely grossing $10-million dollars in nationwide release. The problem was well known. Before Paramount even released this movie, their… Read More ›
A Movie Banned In Hell! Hot Hot Hot Cult Movie Posters! Campy Sexploitation Madness!
“So Hot It’s Banned In HELL!” That has to be one of the most hilariously obvious movie tag lines of all time! This is why I love the internet…someone posted this image, and I just had to share. I have… Read More ›
Superstar Weng Weng Lives! The World Smallest Action Hero! My “ActionAGoGo” Review!
Meet Action Star Weng Weng! Can you imagine a new movie starring this action hero? As you can see, he’s a BIT SMALLER than his co-stars: I have written about this diminutive action star before, but now there is a… Read More ›
Happy Birthday Bruce Lee! Lee’s Amazing “Nunchuck Ping Pong!” His Brilliant Movie Career!
Happy Birthday Bruce Lee! Today would have been Bruce Lee’s 77th birthday – the greatest action movie star of all time….and here is the proof! Yes, he battles Kareem Abdul-Jabbar – and he took on “tough guy” Check Norris as… Read More ›